Did you know that the IRS exists to steal from the poor and give to the rich?
So contends Brooklyn-based writer Judith Levine. In a Guardian op-ed, Levine argues that IRS staffing cuts are designed to make it harder to collect taxes from the wealthy—forcing the government to collect more from the poor to pay off the rich.
Got it? (Don’t worry, we don’t either—the self-contradiction is the point, as they say.)
The only just solution, Levine reasons, is not to pay taxes at all:
“Maga wants to starve the bureaucracy. But it still wants money. And with the wealthiest awaiting gigantic tax breaks, they need it from the rest of us. With the Internal Revenue Service in effect transformed into a shell corporation laundering the money of the ultra-rich, why should we pay taxes? … The reason to withhold your taxes is not to cheat the government of much-needed funds. It is not even to cheat the crooks now running the country, satisfying as that may be. It is to expose the criminality of what is being done – and not done – with the money the state has a legal and moral obligation to collect and then to distribute, to serve all the people.”
Levine seems to have been absent the day they explained that the top 1 percent of earners pay 40 percent of America’s federal income taxes. And if you’re wondering how a Trump-Musk scheme to short-staff the IRS would make it easier to collect more money from innumerable smaller filers, yet harder to collect from a handful of well-known billionaires, Levine doesn’t have the answer.
We probably shouldn’t blame Levine for this mess of an argument; after all, confused writers in Brooklyn are a dime a dozen.
The real kicker? Panic attacks about billionaires notwithstanding, some do expect “the hoi polloi,” as Levine terms them, to shoulder their share of the nation’s tax burden. They work at tax-exempt organizations like, oh, theguardian.org, a 501(c)3 nonprofit that pays for journalism projects published by…the Guardian.
What was that about shell corporations, again?